Lazareth Wazuma V8F

A go-cart for guys with serious penis-size issues.

The Lazareth Wazuma V8F is a go-cart for guys with serious penis-size issues.

When a Ferrari and a quad bike love each other very much, they have a “grown-up cuddle.” And sometimes that cuddle results in a bouncing baby of awesomeness. The Wazuma V8F from France’s Lazareth is a quad bike with a Ferrari engine and a very large price tag. If we’re ever going to get badly mangled in a road accident, we’d like this beast to do the mangling.

WALLET BUSTING! There is only one Wazuma V8F out there for sale, but at press time it was still available on Provided you have $190,000 in your PayPal account.

SPEED-LIMIT BUSTING! The bad news is it’s not street-legal in a lot of countries. The good news? It’s powered by a Ferrari 3.0-liter V-8, which delivers 250 hp and has a top speed of 174 mph, so you can probably outrun any cop you meet.

SQUIRREL BUSTING! It looks like a three-wheeler, but the rear wheels are actually linked together, doubling your chances of squishing any rodents that slip past the front two.

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