Kyrie Irving’s claim that the earth is actually flat just got overshadowed by even sillier sports star rant--as former MLB bad boy Jose Canseco is warning of a robot takeover.
In a bizarre series of tweets, Canseco warned his followers that the evil robot threat is "being taken too lightly," and insisted that a longstanding war has been waged on humans by robots since the first Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (ENIAC) was went live in the 1940s.
But Jose was only just getting started. He proceeded to make a plea to all people that we "wake the fuck up" to the economic ruin that has been and continues to be forced on humanity.
Confusing language and a lack of punctuation makes it difficult to decipher exactly what Canseco is freaking out about, but the statement he capped off his eight-tweet tantrum with was by by far the most baffling.
Seriously, what the fuck is an "uber technical human?"
Looks like it's time to bow down to our robot overlords--at least according to Canseco.