Watch the Hilariously Sad Brawl That’s Being Called the ‘Worst Fight in Hockey History’

This is embarrassing.

Lame Hockey Fight
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Pro tip: If you’re going to start a hockey fight less than two minutes into a game, don’t do it like this. 

The widely-mocked “brawl” started when the Dallas Stars’ Antoine Roussel shoved Luke Schenn of the Arizona Coyotes. Both immediately dropped their gloves, failed to connect on a couple of half-assed punches, and began engaging in this nonsense: 


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Even the Stars’ play-by-play announcer couldn’t comprehend the ridiculousness of what he was seeing. 

“That’s the wildest wrestling match I’ve ever seen. It’s like a teeter-totter!”  

You don’t have to look hard to find examples of more riveting encounters. Earlier this month, Chicago Blackhawks forward John Hayden landed a bone-crushing right hook that put Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno in the hospital.

And that’s just in recent memory. Bleacher Report has rounded up an extensive list of the best hockey brawls of all time. Check out a few of our favorites below: 

Bob Probert vs. Craig Coxe – November 11, 1985 

Dennis Vial vs. Rob Ray – April 10, 1996

Ottawa Senators vs. Philadelphia Flyers – March, 2004 

h/t: Busted Coverage