The New England Patriots Have the Least Dateable Fans in All of Football, Says New Survey - Maxim

The New England Patriots Have the Least Dateable Fans in All of Football, Says New Survey

Sorry, Gronk. Find out what team had the MOST dateable fans here...
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It's probably fair to say that the New England Patriots have two of the most lusted-after players in the NFL. Tor those into sensitive pretty boys in Uggs, there's Tom Brady, and for those into 28-year-old frat house icons with massive biceps, there's Rob Gronkowski.

The team's fanbase, on the other hand, is not very desirable at all. At least if you believe a new survey of nearly 3,000 football fans by the site Fanatics. Asked which NFL fanbases are the least dateable, 17.1 percent of respondents said the Massholes from New England. 

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The most dateable fans? Those who pull for the Rams, those lovable losers newly relocated out to Los Angeles. 

This survey asked NFL fans with a few other probing questions, such as whether they'd rather date fans of their team's biggest rival or not get laid at all. Nearly a quarter of Ravens fans, more than any other fanbase, said they'd rather give up sex than lay with a Bengals fan. Insane. 

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Lastly, the survey delved into the thorny topic of politics. Which team has the most fans who are would vote for the opposing political party before they would date a fan of their rival team? It's the Buffalo Bills, a fan base known for things like porking in the parking lot, flinging dildos on to the field and now, apparently, being steadfastly dedicated to their political beliefs. 

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