This Crazed Patriots Fan Got Tom Brady’s Face Tattooed on His Ass

“I wanted to get a portrait of Tom Brady on my left butt-cheek.”

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On the night of the Patriots Super Bowl parade in Boston last week, an unnamed Pats fan made a decision that will stick with him for the rest of his life: He would get Tom Brady’s face tattooed on his ass. 

So on the next day, he walked into Boston Barber & Tattoo Co. and made his request. “He just came in and said, ‘I’m seeing if I could get a tattoo. I wanted to get a portrait of Tom Brady on my left butt-cheek,’” Emily Arsenault who works at the shop told “And we were just like, ‘OK, let’s do it.’”

Was he as drunk as you would have to be in order to ask for such a thing? No, Arsenault says. He was “calm” and as sober as a priest. 

The tattoo took two or three hours to complete, she said, and afterward her subject was happy to pose for some photos. “He was proud of it and showed it off. He wasn’t scared. He was like, ‘Oh, you want to take a picture of my butt? Go for it,” she said.

And now we have this photo to stare at as we ask ourselves what it would take to get another man’s smiling face permanently inked on our flesh.