If Black-ish creator Kenya Barris wants to abandon his remake of White Men Can't Jump and take on a related project, we'd like to pitch White Kids Can't Dunk.
YouTuber Vincent Tervooren uploaded this hilarious highlight fail reel of white high schoolers attempting some excruciatingly bad trampoline dunks. The footage would have been funny enough on it's own, but Vincent put everything in slo-mo and set it to R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" from Space Jam.
Not only can they not fly, but most of them can't even get close to touching the rim, even with the advantage of a running start and a device specifically designed to help people jump higher. Yikes.
In all fairness, one athletically gifted dude does accomplish the feat not just once, but twice, thereby proving that it wasn't fluke.
Maybe there's some hope for white people and their trampoline dunk contests after all.
h/t: Barstool Sports