Before you decide to rock the fashion stunt piece of the moment that is the male romper, check out YouTuber QPark's hilarious video test-driving his ridiculous onesie through the mean streets of New York City.
Park struts down the streets of three Big Apple neighborhoods wearing a denim version of this "stylish" singlet. His courageous trek begins way uptown in Washington Heights, where reactions were a mixed bag, but all totally hilarious.
One lady compliments him on his "nice-looking romper, but shortly afterwards two young men whip out their phones amid relentless cackling and scream, "What is wrong with you, son?!" while utterly losing their shit.
Ultimately, the guys admit that they like it, but then Park then stops in a Washington Heights barbershop. where he gets some of the unkindest cuts you'll ever see.
Customers immediately begin taunting him (mostly in Spanish) with snaps like, "A real man doesn't wear that," "Look how stupid you look," and our personal favorite, "From what planet did you come from?!"
Harlem treats Park better. There are a few double takes and laughs, but one woman really dug his romper. Like, a LOT.
"Sexy-ass shit!" she says. She even notes how the accentuates his manhood. "You got a nice piece there, too!"
Times Square is where our hero gets the most love. Without hesitation, one passerby runs over to Park and demands a photo. You've gotta see his reaction toward the end of the video above, dude's head is about to explode.
Park claims that he bought his romper at 181st Street and St. Nicholas Avenue, but you can always get one online from the Kickstarter-funded "RompHim", if you've got the balls.