‘Vagina Nails’ Are The NSFW Nail Trend That You Gotta See To Believe
NAILED IT.
I’m just going to go ahead and say it since no one else is: the style trends of 2017 are getting out of hand.
Actually, no – they are out of hand, and they’re just getting worse, and I’m scared to know what’s going to come next.
First, we had the RompHim, which is a romper for men, which then evolved and unfortunately transmuted into frilly lace shorts for men.
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In the women’s department, we have fidget spinner pasties and boob hammocks, neither of which were asked for by anyone, yet they still exist.
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And now, the People’s Republic of Instagram has invented yet another trend that has no place in this already-troubled world: Vagina Nails.
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Vagina nails, as the name and image above indicate, is a form of manicure and nail art where little lady bits are painted onto fingernails, and then proudly displayed on Instagram with a #feminist caption for the sake of pussy power.
I must say, the artistry is impressive, because it clearly takes a lot of skill to mold a tiny punani on a fingernail. I can hardly draw a straight line on a sheet of paper, so kudos on the finesse.
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Some nail artists are very blatant about their designs, and paint vagina nails that shamelessly scream “Look! A vagina! Look. At. It.”
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In fact, this particular person decided to paint vaginas on nails, as well as breasts, and dicks.
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Others, however, opt for a more subdued, gently suggestive design that isn’t as aggressive…like these nails:
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That could simply be abstract art. Some kind of weird orchid, perhaps. Or a vagina. It’s all up to interpretation.
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Now, I’m not a personal fan vagina nails, nor do I think it’s a particularly cute look for women to paint the grandest canyon on their hands for whatever reason, but to each her own.
H/T: Mashable