We Cannot Decide If We Love or Hate These Wearable Sleeping Bags

On the one hand, they’re atrociously ugly. On the other, it’s like wearing your bed all day long.

How do you decide what’s more important? Not looking like a doomsday prepper who definitely has freeze-dried food packets in his pockets, or being swathed in complete, blissful comfort?

We’re still not sure. But these Evrgrn Crash Sacks make a compelling case for the latter. The synthetic insulation is lightweight and will keep you boiling hot in temperatures as low as 45 degrees, while the clip-away bottoms and arms make walking and navigating a camping site as easy as never leaving your bed.

We say go for it, as long as you’re comfortable looking like the sort of person with a very extensive collection of aluminum foil hats.