Make Your Junk Look Truly Wild With Wolf Print Underwear

Unleash the beast with this badass wolf or a majestic eagle.

Wolf Underwear [Amazon]

Wolf Underwear [Amazon]
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Do you ever think of your junk as a wild animal? Then have we got the beastly underwear for you.

These awesomely absurd Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs being peddled on Amazon promises to “make man looks sexy and wild” in the mangled description below:

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 “3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild…the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling…U convex design, large space and breathable…High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband.”

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Because what better way to accentuate your crotch than putting a giant wolf’s head on it? Oh, you’d prefer a majestic eagle’s boner-enhancing beak? They’ve got that too, because America.  

Pick up both truly absurd styles for just $5.99 each, and unleash your wild side. 

H/T Boing Boing