The Zombie of Hoodies

You can try to destroy it, but it keeps on coming back to life.
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You can try to destroy it, but it keeps on coming back to life. 

Flint and Tinder, the company that patriotically cradles your junk with premium, American-made underwear, is back with a new product: The 10-Year Hoodie ($89). Like the undies, the hoodies are made here in the States using super deluxe materials and impeccable craftsmanship. In fact, the sweatshirts are built to last a lifetime, and the company is so sure of their durability, they're providing a 10-year guarantee: If your hoodie gets a rip or tear, just mail it back and they'll mend it free of charge. Somewhere, Michael Cera is salivating at the notion

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