Our intrepid reporter hit the Auto Club Speedway to get some tips from Mario, and 3-time Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves.
This is the most we’ve ever wanted to be brutally assaulted.
Prepare yourself for a Double Alley-Oop Backside Rodeo! Sadly, it’s not as dirty as it sounds.
The former World Eight-Ball Champion shows Maxim Hottie Aja Dang the best place to put your balls.
Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets in the ring with the three-time World Champion and current WBA welter-weight champ. Totally a fair fight!
The Maxim hottie went one-on-one with the champ before his victory against Guerrero.
Shaquille O’Neal teaches Maxim hottie Aja how to Booty-Bump. Turns out, she’s a natural!