WATCH: Alessandra Ambrosio Pledges Allegiance in the Sexiest Way Possible

We’re sitting down, but we’re giving her a standing ovation. 

We’ve already established that British style magazine LOVE has the sexiest advent calendar of the year. So far, we’ve enjoyed sultry performances by ladies like Maxim cover girl Irina Shayk,  Emily Ratajkowski,  Miranda Kerr, and the wet and wild Christina Milian.

Friday’s installment features a model very close to our heart: Alessandra Ambrosio, Maxim’s December cover girl and the sexiest businesswoman on the planet. Despite the fact that she’s Brazilian, the new video shows Ambrosio pledging allegiance to the greatest country on the planet in the best way possible: by stripping down writhing around in a bikini on top of an American flag while “Danger Zone” blares in the background. God bless America, y’all.