Watch Instababe Alexis Ren Dance With a Giant Dinosaur While Wearing a Frong Swimsuit

Got all that?

Instagram sensation Alexis Ren has received a shining endorsement from fashion power players—she is among the top models to be featured in the December LOVE Advent calendar.

It’s just a shame her video, directed by Doug Inglish, is so strange and nonsensical, we had to watch it on repeat about 10 times to make any sense of it. Get this: At one point the brunette bombshell dances the “Nutcracker” with some dude in a giant dinosaur costume. And oh yeah, she’s also wearing a sexy “frong” swimsuit underneath that leather biker jacket the whole time.

Come to think of it, maybe it’s not so tough we had to watch it so many times.

It’s Day 22 of the LOVE advent calendar, which is hitting us with similarly sexy videos of beauties like Emily Ratajkowski, Stella Maxwell and Bella Hadid in the days leading to Christmas. Who will go next?