Olympic Hooker Gets You To Finish Line Fast

Shocker: A track and field athlete did something interesting!

Shocker: A track and field athlete did something interesting!

Photo via The Smoking Gun


Have you heard the story that has rocked all three people in the world who give a shit about track and field? Former U.S. Olympic runner Suzy Favor Hamilton has led a double life as a $600-an-hour prostitute! Crazy, right?  I mean, who would have believed that Suzy Favor Hamilton would swap running meters for rubbing wieners when we watched her compete in some races and not win any back in 2000? Not this reporter.


According to The Smoking Gun, the fast-footed 44-year-old fox regularly kicked off her Nikes in posh Vegas hotel rooms, offering her talents to both naked men and women through an escort agency called Haley Heston’s Private Collection. Her rates: $600 for one hour, $1,000 for two, and $6,000 for 24 hours. 24 hours? If you are anything like this reporter, that’d leave about 23.8 hours of time to fill with awkward conversation.


But while Suzy’s turn from running laps to sitting on them is sorta surprising, the fact that folks would pay good money for a shot at Olympic, um, gold, is understandable. I mean, is there any amount of money you wouldn’t pay to have a workout with this sexy 9-time gold medalist? Not in this reporter’s opinion.

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