It should come as no surprise then that in an interview accompanying her July cover of Marie Claire, the supermodel gave them a hilarious quote about a part of her body she thought her husband, John Legend, had never seen.
"John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, 'John's never seen my butthole,'" she told the magazine. "And John says, 'Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.' I was like, 'We are never doing it doggy style again.'"
Fittingly, the next anecdote was titled, "On being too honest."
"I'm the person who had the fake ID in high school and college, and I would show it and be like, 'I'm sorry; it's fake,' and run off. I don't know if it's way too honest or way too anxious–maybe it's a combo of both."
Classic Chrissy, right? The women's mag also uploaded a clip to Instagram of Teigen listing off her biggest pet peeves. If you retweet compliments of yourself or ask to help out in the kitchen, know that you're the exact type of person who pisses her off.
There were surely be more gems in the full interview, which you can read when the issue hits newsstands on June 20. Until then, enjoy this legendary clip from her sexy SI Swimsuit Issue shoot.