Late at night, you may have laid in bed, pensively staring at the ceiling, and wondered, "If Chrissy Teigen's boobs could talk, what would they say?"
Well, Chrissy Teigen's bountiful breasts are here with the answers.
Her boobs can talk. And boy, do they have a lot to say!
"Hey y'all, I'm Chrissy's boobs," they declare. "Y'all are very inclusive of the titty," her breasts add.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, we can't wait to hear more insight from Chrissy's talking breasts. For now, we'll just have to revisit her previous sexy Instagram posts, below.