But commiserations to you, I guess. Your beloved '90s dream girl is taken once again.
The Boy Meets World bombshell took to Instagram to announce the big news that her boo, Drop the Mic executive producer Jensen Karp, had popped the question, thereby making her the future Mrs. Danielle Karp.
“I woke up today thinking it would be a normal day and it was anything but normal. I put on my Genghis Cohen t-shirt and went to see @jensenclan88 at work where I proceeded to screw up a very romantic marriage proposal by being too efficient (this is very on brand for me). The future Mr. and Mrs. Karp are now engaged and no one is more excited than I am,” she captioned the picture.
The happy couple has been together since 2017, and clearly, her new hubby is more than ecstatic to be marrying everyone's teenage crush, so much so that he Tweeted: “We went to high school together and never shared more than a hello. Now she will be the person who continually asks me 'Why?' when I buy another pair of Jordans for the rest of our lives. Love you @daniellefishel.”
Damn. To go from ignoring each other in high school to becoming husband and wife is a serious upgrade. Well done, Karp. Well done. You achieved every '90s teenager's life goals.
And so, let us celebrate this royal occasion and simultaneously mourn the end of Topanga's unmarried years by revisiting some of her sexiest moments.
Congrats, future-Mrs. Danielle "Topanga" Karp! Also, what a name.