Rejoice, Amber Heard Has Broken Up With Billionaire Tesla Founder Elon Musk And Is Single Again

How could he let this one slip away?

Billionaire Elon Musk can juggle multiple cutting-edge enterprises—Tesla Motors and SpaceX to name a few—and is working day-and-night to build tunnels under Los Angeles and colonize Mars.

Still, the real-life Tony Stark couldn’t make his relationship with Amber Heard, a bisexual actress British scientists once described as possessing “the most beautiful face in the world,” last.

The Daily Mail reports that Musk pulled the plug with sort of a dick move—dumping Heard while she is faraway in Australia filming the upcoming Aquaman. 

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“It’s all over between Amber and Elon and she’s devastated. It was his decision,” an unidentified source told the paper.

“He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behavior that didn’t sit well with him. Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia.”

Something has soured since 2013 when Musk relentlessly pursued Heard after making a cameo in her film Machete Kills.

“If there is a party or event with Amber, I’d be interested in meeting her just out of curiosity,” Musk reportedly e-mailed Machete Kills director Robert Rodriguez.

“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.” 

“Can you send her a note saying I would like to get together for lunch in LA?” 

“Am not angling for a date,” he added, referencing her then-relationship with Johnny Depp. “I know she’s in a long-term relationship, but … Amber just seems like an interesting person to meet.”

Sure, buddy.