The 2018 Erotic Carp Calendar Is Here, And Somehow It's Even Better Than Last Year’s - Maxim

The 2018 Erotic Carp Calendar Is Here, And Somehow It's Even Better Than Last Year’s

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Remember the erotic Carponizer Carp Calendar from last year that featured 12 glorious pages of piscine splendor, with incredibly sexy women, and even sexier carp?

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Well, the calendar is back with its 2018 edition, and the girls are even hotter, and the carp is even…carpier? Is that a word?

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The calendar was created by Henrik Pöhler for Carponizer, a German online retailer specializing in "high-end carp equipment."

The real star of the calendar. 

The real star of the calendar. 

But just how in the living fuck did a "high-end carp equipment" retailer start making an erotic calendar featuring naked models hugging huge freshwater fish?

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"The idea for the calendar was to bring two of the greatest hobbies of men, fishing and women, together. I remember the day when I was fishing with my friend and at the spot next to us were two hot girls fishing. This was the moment I decided to make this fabulous calendar," Pöhler told Maxim.

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“The shooting takes about 6-8 weeks,” Pöhler added. “Everything must be perfect. The models, the carp, the weather.” 

Well, clearly it’s not easy shooting an erotic carp calendar with so many moving pieces. 

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“It’s not easy to catch carps this size. And after, we need a lot of time for design and production.”

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Wow, that's this calendar is so random, but it works so, so well. I've never seen the combo of hot women and gooey freshwater fish look this good before. 

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Do you love it? Great! Get one here for just $18.95.