Eve Mauro

This Land of the Lost lass spills about some significant firsts.

Having grown up in Florida, this gorgeous gal is no stran­ger to weird places populated by leather-skinned creatures. No doubt this helped make Eve feel right at home on the set of this month’s Land of the Lost. So tear your eyes away from the adjacent photograph for a moment and read about some of Eve’s most memorable firsts.

First Home Away From Home

I moved out at 16 to attend vocational college. The guys who ran it took an old motel and turned it into this school. An entire floor was filled with 16- and 17-year-old girls. All we did was party…Looking back, I’m not even sure if that was really a school.

First Bum Fight

I ran a red light, and this cop pulled me over. He starts going off on me when all of a sudden these two bums bust out of a gas station and start pounding each other. The cop had to take care of them and yelled at me to get the hell out of there. I guess if you have a late night and think you might get pulled over, you could always pay a couple of bums to cause a diversion. Maybe keep them in your trunk.

First Vengeance

I’m half Sicilian, half Russian, so you can imagine the fights I’ve been in. Most of them were with my older sister. But she also had my back. One time this guy was messing with me and she found him in a phone booth and started smashing him in the face with the phone. She’s tiny, but don’t get on her bad side.

First Dance

I lost my virginity when I was almost 18 years old. All my friends had lost theirs, so I had to keep up my rep. I lost it to a dance instructor. He ended up getting fired shortly there­after, poor thing.