Astrological sign: Scorpio
Pets: My bullmastiff Sharkey
Three things I can’t live without:
2. A good man
3. To-go cups
I would be embarrassed if you looked in my fridge and saw: How much mayo is in there.
My spirit animal is: Brian from Family Guy.
Photographed by Kirsten Miccoli | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013
The most embarrassing song on my iPod is: The theme song to the TV show Taxi (I was drunk).
My go-to drink is: Beautiful bottled American beer.
If I named a sandwich after myself, I would call it: The Hungry Kitty, and it would be all meat, no veggies.
The creepiest pickup line I ever heard was: "If you were my girlfriend, I would wake up every morning before you and make an oil painting of you sleeping."
My favorite way to get in trouble is: To take drunk people's phones and snap "interesting" pictures with them.
In 10 years I will be: Wondering why Joan Rivers works more than me.
Photos by Kirsten Miccoli | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013