It is our sad, sexy duty to report that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are filing for divorce.
After two years together, the couple is packing it in and made a joint statement to People : "It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce. We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus of what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life and we hope that you respect our and, most importantly, our children's privacy as we go through this difficult period."
You hear that, guys? No blowing up Halle's phone, no sending her love letters, no carrier pigeons holding locks of your hair. But what we can do is stare at these gorgeous photos of the on-screen stunner, and whisper a little prayer to the heavens that the raven-haired beauty might turn her glorious gaze in our general direction. Halle, we are not worthy.