We know what you're thinking: Kim is 36? Perhaps because she hasn't aged a day since the debut of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in 2007, thanks to plenty of exercise, belfies and regular blood facials.
Since we're all feeling a bit of Kim K withdrawal due to her indefinite social media hiatus, celebrate the world's most notorious fameball's birthday with nine more of her sexiest Instagrams.
Happy 36th, Kim! Social media ain't the same without you.