Hot 100 Veteran Pippa Middleton Is Engaged

And we’re officially in mourning.

Number 81 on Maxim‘s 2012 Hot 100 and sister to the current Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton is reportedly engaged to banker boyfriend Nico Jackson. After being together for 15 months, rumors swirled back in September that the duo were already headed down the path to matrimony, but this time it appears to be sadly legit. According to sources, Nico proposed to the gorgeous Brit – who has an entire website dedicated to her glorious derrière – during a recent trip to India’s Oberoi Armarvilas. That’s a five-star resort. With views of the fucking Taj Mahal. Good luck competing with that.

While we may be ridiculously jealous and will be crying ourselves to sleep for a few weeks shed a tear upon hearing the news, we’re wishing them the best (but actually hoping for a future divorce)! Show your love for the babe by voting for her in Maxim‘s 2014 Hot 100, along with every other beauty that suits your fancy. See you at the wedding, right?!

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