Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears and Others Reveal How They Lost Their Virginity

Well, this is interesting…

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It’s all too easy to forget that before celebrities had paparazzi on their trail 24/7 and were photographed for countless magazine covers, they were normal folks who hadn’t yet lost their virginity. And just like everybody else, they usually have an awkward story about the first time they did the deed.

FHM and Observ rounded up a batch of eye-opening quotes that detailed the first sexual experiences of some seriously famous beauties, some of whom have even been featured in the pages of Maxim. 

Here’s a sampling of how they remembered their first times…

Britney Spears 

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“…while some may even assume Brit lost her V-card to her former Mickey Mouse Club mate, Spears’ mom, Lynne, actually has a different story, saying her daughter had sex for the first time at the age of 14 to a high school football player.”

Jessica Alba 

“I was so young, 18, when I started dating him. I was a virgin. I knew I wanted to be in love with the first person I slept with, because for almost everyone I knew, the first experience made them feel like sh*t. So I wanted to be really careful that he was going to be in love with me and wasn’t just going to leave me.”

Megan Fox

“I’ve had plenty of awkward sex, but that first time was not awkward. I was in love with him, and it was nice.”  

Kim Kardashian 

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“When I did want to have sex the first time I was almost 15 … I was like, ‘I think I’m going to, or I want to,’ and she [her mom, Kris Jenner] was like, ‘OK, so this is what we’re going to do, we’re going to put you on birth control,’ and she was, like, really open and honest with me.”  

Krysten Ritter

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“He was so angsty and bad. He was a real bad boy. He gave me a school picture that year that said, ‘OK, Krysten, I love you. You give me a boner.’ That’s how we started dating. His name was Damian, but my parents called him “Demon.” Our first time was in his parents’ van before basketball practice. I don’t remember it being very pleasant.”  

Sarah Silverman

 “When Kevin asked me if I was a virgin, I answered honestly: no. Somehow I think he knew better than me, because he pretty much instructed me through the whole process. He talked me through my first blow job (that, I admitted I had never done before), what to do with my tongue, what not to do with my teeth, and so on. And then, slowly at first, he pushed inside me. All the way inside. And all I could think was, ‘Holy sh*t, THIS is sex, dummy.'”  

h/t: Bro Bible