Introducing Miss BumBum Brazil 2012

Finally, a beauty pageant we can get behind—literally.

Finally, a beauty pageant we can get behind—literally.

Meet Carine Felizardo, the 25-year-old winner of Brazil’s Miss BumBum contest, an annual affair in which well-endowed women compete to be judged on the quality (and, presumably, quantity) of their rear-ends.

Following an online voting period, Felizardo (whose prize-winning derriere appears in the photo below, at right) was ultimately selected from a group of 15 finalists by a panel of 10 judges who we are really hoping like to be known as the Crack Heads, because that would be fucking hilarious.

In what appears to have been a teary-eyed acceptance speech (naturally), Felizardo was quoted as saying, “I feel fully realized. I really did not expect to win. It is a dream come true.”

Indeed; the fact that this contest even exists is a dream come true for us, and further proof that all the best things in the world are made in Brazil—including this, this, and this.

Meet December cover girl Arianny Celeste.

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