Krislian Rodriguez might have been booted off America's Next Top Model two weeks ago, but what the hell do they know, anyway? Seriously, was she voted off for being too sexy?
That's the only logical conclusion we're able to draw, because she is on absolute fire in this brand-new clip from genius director Chris Applebaum's "EATS" series.
You might notice that this particular installment is void of any actual eating. Instead, the lingerie-clad beauty sensually rubs a lime up and down her toned abs before she takes a tequila shower and pours a bottle of Patron all over her body for the grand finale.
All of this hotness set to the instantly recognizable "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon," that song made famous by Uma Thurman's overdose scene in Pulp Fiction, makes it one of our favorite of Applebaum's efforts to date.
Unfortunately for her, none of it made it into her mouth, but that's beside the point.
You'd think this guy would run out of ideas eventually, but he just keeps them coming, so you'll definitely want to follow him on Instagram.
And while you're at it, head to Rodriguez's Instagram page for more of this insanely alluring Mexican-American stunner. Here's a sampling: