Imagine: You're bed-bound recovering from a heart procedure, and in walks Lauren Drain to check your vitals. Up goes your pulse, and back to the OR you go!
On top of all that, she's the New York Times bestselling author of Banished. In it, Lauren details the tumultuous years leading up to her disownment from the extremely conservative Westboro Baptist Church.
Speaking to the Daily Star, the toned beauty said she didn't intend on becoming an Instababe until she started inspiring followers with her fitness advice.
"I never set out to be a 'fitness model'– in fact that was never my intention."
Thank god she did! We'd hate to have missed out on all of this sexiness: