This Sexy One-Armed Woman’s Hilarious Jokes Have Made Her an Internet Sensation
Give her a hand.
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It’s gotta be difficult to make light of your own traumatic injury, but one sexy San Diego woman has become an internet sensation for doing just that.
The 20-year-old amputee, who goes by Lauren Duck on social media, told her terrifying story to Buzzfeed.
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“I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road. “I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed conscious the whole time.”
By a stroke of luck, her life was saved by a police officer on the scene who had just received tourniquet training.
“I remember I asked the cop, ‘Hey, am I gonna die?’ and he said, ‘No, you’ll be fine,'” she said
Understandably, joking about the life-changing accident didn’t come easily at first. But recently, Lauren drunkenly penned a hilarious Tinder profile that went totally viral.
https://twitter.com/MEMESG0D/status/895024298083049473
She lists her occupation as an “arms dealer” with a “20/10 personality” and “1/2 arms.”
“I got home pretty drunk, and I don’t remember typing it up really,” she said. “I just woke up to someone DM’ing me a Reddit post asking if it was me, and I was like damn, I guess it is.”
She’s also already won Halloween…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUMgzqlzy_
…and has a Twitter feed brimming with more self-deprecating humor.
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/919332056114503680https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/841425358217924609https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/886266402411335680https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/888429029900136448https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/861755106294878208
Did we mention she’s also a #FreeTheNipple advocate?
https://twitter.com/DuckFanAccount/status/916791901872730112
Damn! You keep doing you, Lauren.
h/t: FHM
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