The Lazy Man's Guide to Valentine's Day: The Rich Jerk's Gift Guide

If you’ve got a million bucks to blow, waste it on one of these ridiculous gifts.
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If you’ve got a million bucks to blow and already bought her a mansion, waste it on one of these ridiculous gifts.

Sickly Sweet

“Le Chocolat” from Simon Jewelers and Lake Forest Confections
comes with a collection of jewelry smothered in diamonds, emeralds, and sapphires, but at $1.5 million, you’re sure to choke on it.

Something Stinks…

Just how nice can a woman possibly smell? Not nice enough to justify the $215,000 price tag on Clive Christian’s Imperial Majesty Perfume, surely. Unless it smells of pizza?

Just Shoe-Pid

Think your girl spends too much on shoes? Stuart Weitzman’s “Cinderella Slippers” are studded with 565 platinum-set diamonds and will set you back a cool $2 million. And she’ll still lose one of them at the ball.

Blooming crazy

Roses are pricey on Valentine’s Day, but they’re nothing next to the hand-folded paper bouquet made by an artist from Saudi Arabian money, worth $266,000. Just don’t water it.

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