THE RICH JERK'S GIFT GUIDE
If you’ve got a million bucks to blow and already bought her a mansion, waste it on one of these ridiculous gifts.
“Le Chocolat” from Simon Jewelers and Lake Forest Confections comes with a collection of jewelry smothered in diamonds, emeralds, and sapphires, but at $1.5 million, you’re sure to choke on it.
Just how nice can a woman possibly smell? Not nice enough to justify the $215,000 price tag on Clive Christian’s Imperial Majesty Perfume, surely. Unless it smells of pizza?
Think your girl spends too much on shoes? Stuart Weitzman’s “Cinderella Slippers” are studded with 565 platinum-set diamonds and will set you back a cool $2 million. And she’ll still lose one of them at the ball.
Roses are pricey on Valentine’s Day, but they’re nothing next to the hand-folded paper bouquet made by an artist from Saudi Arabian money, worth $266,000. Just don’t water it.
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