The Lazy Man’s Guide to Valentine’s Day: The Rich Jerk’s Gift Guide
If you’ve got a million bucks to blow, waste it on one of these ridiculous gifts.
THE RICH JERK’S GIFT GUIDE
If you’ve got a million bucks to blow and already bought her a mansion, waste it on one of these ridiculous gifts.
Sickly Sweet
“Le Chocolat” from Simon Jewelers and Lake Forest Confections comes with a collection of jewelry smothered in diamonds, emeralds, and sapphires, but at $1.5 million, you’re sure to choke on it.
Something Stinks…
Just how nice can a woman possibly smell? Not nice enough to justify the $215,000 price tag on Clive Christian’s Imperial Majesty Perfume, surely. Unless it smells of pizza?
Just Shoe-Pid
Think your girl spends too much on shoes? Stuart Weitzman’s “Cinderella Slippers” are studded with 565 platinum-set diamonds and will set you back a cool $2 million. And she’ll still lose one of them at the ball.
Blooming crazy
Roses are pricey on Valentine’s Day, but they’re nothing next to the hand-folded paper bouquet made by an artist from Saudi Arabian money, worth $266,000. Just don’t water it.
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