Madonna Offers Oral Sex to Anyone Who Votes For Hillary Clinton

“And I do swallow.”

Madonna being Madonna (Photo: Getty images)
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Madonna being Madonna (Photo: Getty images)
Well hello there, Madonna. (Photo: Getty Images)

Madonna has never been shy about her opinions, her sexuality, or pretty much anything else. So it shouldn’t come as a huge surprise that she recently made a bold offer to anyone voting for her favorite presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. 

The Material Girl took the stage prior to Amy Schumer‘s standup concert at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday. “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy,” she said, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?”

Just in case anyone thought Madonna was joking, it sort of sounded like she wasn’t. “Swear to god,” she continued, “And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.”

To millennial men this offer from an admittedly fire 58-year-old woman might not be compelling enough to lead to ticking the box beside Secretary Clinton’s name on Nov. 8. Older guys familiar with Madonna since her insanely sexy introduction into pop culture in the 80s certainly may have taken a moment to think about it. 

Come on, you know you did. 

Anyway, since many polls and data analysts are forecasting a Clinton victory, Madonna may have her work cut out for her, regardless.

h/t DeathandTaxes