Meet the Lucky S.O.B. Who Just Married the Magnificent Margot Robbie
Let’s try to stay strong, people.
As if 2016 weren’t already one of the most dispiriting and terrible years in recent memory, Margot Robbie, the stunning Australian star who lit up the big screen in The Wolf of Wall Street and Suicide Squad, is now officially off the market.
Us Weekly reports that Robbie is recently betrothed to Tom Ackerley, a British filmmaker with a man bun. The wedding took place in Robbie’s native Australia and was kept secret from the press, which is why the news is so shocking to her untold legions of male fans.
It also explains why the couple has been sharing lovey-dovey snaps on Instagram, which have been drawing “awww, how cute!” responses from some and feelings of rejection and utter dismay in others. She’s only 26 years old, for Christ’s sake!
But we cannot allow ourselves to become too embittered and must, even if begrudgingly, wish our girl Margot the best. Still, we’re always here if things don’t work out.
Mourn the loss of Robbie’s singledom with the unsurprisingly sexy slideshow above.