Maxim Reimagines The Victorias Secret Fashion Show

Five outfits we wish they’d have on the runway tonight…

TV viewers all over the country will be ogling gorgeous models and fashion tonight when they tune in to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The show promises performances from Nicki Minaj, Maroon 5, and Kanye West and will feature models Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Candice Swanepoel, and more. Past shows have brought us angel wings made of balloons, corsets made of lacrosse gear and bras made of candy. It’s time for us to come with some designs of our own…Bon appetit!

Hips and Chips

Edible undies are fine and all, but if we’re the ones nibbling why not make it something we actually like to eat? Not only do these panties fill your bedroom up with that salty Dorito smell, but after you get them off, the tasty, powdery orange residue sticks around for hours.

The Hostess with the Mostest

A VS model and delicious snack cakes. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Wear It Your Way

Our personal favorite–an entire meal on a gorgeous lady! A cheeseburger bra, pickle necklace and panties made of fries leaves us needing only two more things: ketchup and…

We’d Tap That

A Maxim fashion show wouldn’t be complete without a beer goddess (how else would we wash down the burger bra?!). The wings have all your favorite brews on tap and the steins make the most of a D-cup.

TV & A

We’d be satisfied sitting around and stuffing our faces for hours, but we need some downtime in front of our very own home theat-her. This model features a satellite dish crown, a corset broadcasting the game in 3DD, and panties made of subwoofers.

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs tonight at 10/9c on CBS.