Maxim Video Rewind: Greased Girls

It’s a minute-thirty of hot girls being oiled up. Why are you still reading this?

Back in the day, when the price of oil was considerably cheaper, we used to keep barrels of the stuff around the office to slather on sexy models or attractive passersby. Times have changed—damn you, Middle Eastern crisis!—and all we have left is a small reserve of 200 barrels and this video of the good old days.