Maxim’s Best Bits [10/14-10/18]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of October 14.

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Cocktail Cuties

These thirsty beauties are unwinding with a drink. Join them?

The 5 Biggest Wall Street Douchebags in Movie History

We were going to do a list of real-life Wall Street douchebags, but it ended up being over 7,000 pages long.

Ashton Kutcher is TV’s Highest-Paid Actor, Earning $24M (or $45K per Dick Joke)

No, seriously – we’ve done the math.

The 10 Worst Action Movie Posters Ever Made

It turns out, you actually can’t solve everything with explosions.

The 5 Toughest Dudes Named Philip (Who Aren’t Captain Phillips)

Does Tom Hanks’ new movie have some competition? Let’s find out.

Interview: Jon Voight

The iconic actor talks Ray Donovan, Seinfeld, and Deliverance.

2014 Hometown Hotties Video Challenge: Best Dance Move

Our ten 2014 Hometown Hotties Finalists showed us their best dance moves. It’s official: These girls could make anything look sexy.

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