There’s a Petition to Make Ex-Porn Star Mia Khalifa the U.S. Ambassador to Saudi Arabia

If anyone can unite the nations, it’s her.

Is America ready to make former hardcore porn star Mia Khalifa an international ambassador? One man thinks so, at least. 

Private citizen Dalcolm Rodriguez-Goldstein started a petition asking soon-to-be POTUS Donald Trump to make Mia the U.S. Ambassador to Saudi Arabia. 

You can call me Trapstar. #purp #retired

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Here’s a brief description of Khalifa’s qualifications to serve the U.S. as an international diplomat, via Change.org

“Mia Khalifa has a proven track record of bringing people together regardless of cultural background for the betterment of our country and international community. She will be a great leader representing us in the middle east as well as a symbol of the melting pot that is America.”

Mooooood 😄👧🏻

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The proposal is obviously ridiculous. Sure, she’s done a bang-up job of publicly blasting Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly on social media for his incessant attempts to slide into her DMs. And she’s definitely had some, er, diverse experiences in her former line of work. But there’s no way people would actually try to get her appointed…. right?

Wrong! Nearly 4000 people have signed the petition in just six days, putting it within range of its 5000-signature goal. 

Hey, at least we know she’s a proud American.

Tastes like freedom 🏅

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It’s still a long shot, but you never know. This could be the future face of a newly appointed political diplomat 

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“How'd that ass get so fat?” “Heartbreak and a downward spiral of emotional eating.”

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Kinda missing my easy-breezy overgrown bob today. Mainly because I don't feel like washing my hair. 🤔💇🏽

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h/t: Bro Bible 

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