When you're a former porn star, fans may expect you're an open book.
When some kid from Texas shoved his camera in her face to snap an nonconsensual selfie, Khalifa snapped, clocking the punk in the face.
Because it's sort of cool to be smacked around by a porn star, the kid posted the selfie and its black-and-blue aftermath to Twitter.
The photo promptly began trending, which spurred fans who had successfully taken selfies with Khalifa to respond with "Can't relate."
Their secret? They asked for goddamn permission first, as Khalifa made it clear in her response to one of the selfies.
And the AVA Award for best sucker punch goes to Mia Khalifa!