Following in the gloriously butt-centric tradition of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum contest, China hosted a "Women's Beautiful Buttocks" competition, and the photos are both weirdly hot and kinda hilarious all at once.
Just check out this dude with zero chill scoping out a contestant flexing serious butt moves at the Shengyang shopping mall where the competition was held. Maybe give her some room, buddy. Even the shirtless dude behind you is getting creeped out.
Contestants traveled to the Liaoning province from all over China to flaunt their assets, and we've got the freaky photos to prove it. Hope you like chicks wearing masks!
Seriously, though, can we start hosting these in American malls? It would be just the thing to check out when you're waiting in line at Cinnabon.