Do you hate Valentine's Day? Don't worry, you're in some very good company.
In this new commercial from British luxury sex toy and lingerie boutique Coco de Mer, the agelessly beautiful Pamela Anderson makes a strong case for single parties on the most romantic of holidays.
Anderson locks the door, lights the candles and spins an old-timey vinyl recording before grabbing her mechanical "partner" and heading to the bedroom. After the the heart-pounding action is through, she seductively whispers "Fuck Valentine's Day."
Whatever you say, Pamela!