The Height of Paris Fashion Week Is Models 69ing on the Runway

Models wearing other models is so hot this season.

We love models. We really do. We love it when they show us their butts. We love it when they show us anything, really. We would have models around 24/7 if we could. But whether we would wear them, quite literally, as accessories, we don’t know yet. 

Lucky for us, one designer is taking models-as-apparel out for a spin, sort of. Rick Owens showed his latest collection in Paris on Thursday with some oversized baubles: models walked the runway decked out in their fashion compatriots. 

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Oct 1, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT

Got a bestie you haven’t seen in a while?  Get a little closer!

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Afraid of what bae gets up to when you’re not around? Never let her leave your sight.

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Sure, we’re shattering the concept of personal space but, aren’t people always accusing us of losing touch with each other because of how close we are with technology? That ends now — and we’re going to look good doing it.

For Owens, this is likely all part of a commentary that referencing Fergus Greer’s portrait of performance artist Leigh Bowery. And while that’s cool and all, we just hope none of the models had beans the night before.

Photos by FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP