WATCH: Ronda Rousey Even Eats Breakfast Like a Boss

You can have this sandwich too, but you still won’t be Ronda Rousey.

Epic breakfast sandwiches defeat calorie-counting regimens every day. Leave it to Ronda Rousey to turn what feels to others like a loss to a growling stomach, into 30 seconds of hypnotic food porn.

BroBible introduces us to the  new Cinnamon Swirl French Toast Breakfast Sandwich ad from Carl’s Jr. In it we watch Rousey looking fantastic in slow-mo as she prepares to make short work of a massive single serving-sized breakfast.

The clip comes spliced with far too few arty, black and white shots of the fighter doing the other thing she does best: kick ass.

That said, we’re a little skeptical that this particular grease bomb is the ideal diet for anyone who truly wants to emulate La Ronda. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if choking down one of those puppies made you feel a wee bit sluggish in the ring. 

Nice spot, but we prefer watching Rousey eating Floyd Mayweather’s lunch instead.

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