It's a question that has dogged mankind ever since the 2003 release of Lost in Translation: do I have a shot in hell of ever hooking up with Scarlett Johansson?
At last, the newly-single and perennially smoking hot Ghost in the Shell goddess has descended from the heavens to bestow on us a piece of her divine wisdom: the type of guy she would totally get with.
And the answer was totally unexpected.
"Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I'm like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay...or Anthony Bourdain!" she said. "There’s a running theme."
Gordon fucking Ramsay? The blowhard reality TV despot who once called a grown man a "panini head"!?
So clearly ScarJo likes a man who knows his way around a kitchen, or at least one who is willing to put bread on a woman's head for the sake of a good pun.
We can't fault ScarJo for her taste in men, however strange it may be.
Now please excuse us while we enroll at Le Cordon Bleu and brush up on our knife skills.