Turns Out This Annoying Celebrity Chef is Scarlett Johansson’s Ultimate Crush
It’s a question that has dogged mankind ever since the 2003 release of Lost in Translation: do I have a shot in hell of ever hooking up with Scarlett Johansson?
At last, the newly-single and perennially smoking hot Ghost in the Shell goddess has descended from the heavens to bestow on us a piece of her divine wisdom: the type of guy she would totally get with.
And the answer was totally unexpected.
“Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay…or Anthony Bourdain!” she said. “There’s a running theme.”
Gordon fucking Ramsay? The blowhard reality TV despot who once called a grown man a “panini head”!?
So clearly ScarJo likes a man who knows his way around a kitchen, or at least one who is willing to put bread on a woman’s head for the sake of a good pun.
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We can’t fault ScarJo for her taste in men, however strange it may be.
Now please excuse us while we enroll at Le Cordon Bleu and brush up on our knife skills.
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