Women Singing ‘Silent Night’ While Riding a Vibrating Sex Toy Is the Weirdest Christmas Carol Ever

Weird, but strangely hot.

If there’s one thing we love more than Christmas carols, it’s beautiful women singing Christmas carols. We thought that this (slightly off) rendition of ’12 Days of Christmas’ performed by Victoria’s Secret Angels would satiate our hunger for sultry carols. We were wrong.

Simple Pickup, a site primarily for men who feel the need to trick women into desiring them, put together the most unusual Christmas carol we’ve ever seen: a bunch of women attempting to recite ‘Silent Night’ while straddling Sybian vibrating saddles. It’s…well, see for yourself: