Like every other guy with a pulse, we were excited when the first trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie ("Out of the Shadows" ... whatever happened to just "2" or "3"). Produced by Michael Bay and shot to, well, look exactly like the extremely loud and incredibly close Transformers movies but with animals instead of robots, the new TMNT promises all the mindless fights and silly jokes we want from an action blockbuster.
Also: Megan Fox. Mainly, this moment of Megan Fox:
What is that outfit? you're probably asking yourself right now. We can't really glean much from this one second of video. Is that...a schoolgirl outfit?
Yes, yes it is, according to photos captured of Fox on the TMNT:2 set earlier this year:
Sure, it's not Megan-Fox-working-on-a-car-in-Transformers, but if this doesn't satiate some secret adolescent sexual fantasy all men harbor, I don't know what does.
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