This is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind with that Second Amendment thing.
Various Hotties
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Behold a compilation of recoiled sexiness.
Julie: Bolton, CT
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Check out the size of those watermelons!
Alicia: Simi Valley, CA
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It’s a nunchuck-wielding Hottie nicknamed “The Ninja Model.” Will someone please give Alicia her own Saturday morning cartoon?
Lolly Malone: El Paso, TX
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Dangerous? What?! Aren’t you supposed to look into the barrel of the gun to see if you’ve fired off all the rounds.
Lindsay: Raleigh, NC
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In addition to firearms and fire breathing, she also eats nails for breakfast and can crush rocks with her, uh, you know.
Stevie: Tampa, FL
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Note to self: Buy a gun, move to Tampa and go to the shooting range on Monday nights.