What a Beautiful Girl Wants: Shannon Baymore

"Do you have 20 gallons of pudding, a giraffe and a Donald Trump mask lying around?"
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Shannon Baymore, known to some as "Shabay," is a sapiosexual's dream girl.

After graduating from Penn State University with a double major in advertising and public relations (she enrolled at age 16), Shannon Baymore ditched the library to strike it big as a model in Los Angeles.

Her gorgeous curves have graced campaigns for Guess Jeans and even spreads in Maxim France. Queen of Curves Abigail Ratchford once called Shannon her "girl crush" in her IG stories, and we can see why.

Because there is no greater combination than beauty and brains, Maxim caught up with the inimitable Shabay to learn what turns her on, her dream date and the wildest stunt a guy has ever tried to pull in the bedroom.

How can a man catch your attention?
Passion! Everyone is passionate about something, and hearing someone talk about what makes them passionate is a great way to set yourself apart from others.

What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
The guy said something along the lines of, "Girl, we can go to the drive-thru. You can get anything off the dollar menu that you want, and if you're good I will take you to the Olive Garden for dessert." Needless to say, the answer was a no.

Ouch. How do you let a man know you're interested?
Communication. I'll double-text you; I have no shame.

Has anyone ever successfully slid into your DMs?
My DMs are this strange hot fudge sundae where the ice cream is total creeps, the fudge is one-liners, the nuts are the occasional Nigerian prince scam, and sprinkles are dick pics. So sadly, no.

Got any DM-sliding tips?
For the love of all that is holy, please don't DM anyone a pic of your junk. Skip the compliments on my looks; girls already know you think they're hot. You need to stand out with something either funny, or pertaining to something that I posted about. Or memes.

What's the secret to a sexy selfie?
Confidence!

What part of your body do you most like to show off?
My brain. I graduated undergrad from a top school with a 3.95 GPA and started attending college at 16. Eh, who am I kidding? It's my waist or my cleavage.

What gets a better response from your followers, boob pics or butt pics?
Full body ones are always crowd favorites, but photographers always like to zoom in on my eyes and face.

What's your ideal date?
We would start off at a sexy candle-lit dinner and finish a bottle of wine. Then spontaneously we decide to buy a lottery ticket. We each win 50 million dollars. From there we travel the world. We party a lot and do philanthropy on this side. Okay, I know I have a big imagination.

Nothing wrong with that. What about a man turns you on the most?
Consideration. If he's asking me what I like and how I like it, he's trying to understand me, and that's so sexy.

When do you feel sexiest?
Night time with romantic lighting.

What should a man never do in the bedroom?
One time I had a guy who invited me back to his place after a few dates. Everything was going well, and we were drinking wine on his couch until he went to the bathroom to "freshen up" and came out naked with whipped cream over his genitals. I didn't know whether to laugh or pepper spray him but I left immediately and blocked him on social media. So guys, don't do that...

Won't be a problem. Any sexy fantasies?
That depends. Do you have 20 gallons of pudding, a giraffe and a Donald Trump mask lying around?

Sorry, we don't. Lastly, what's your guiltiest pleasure?
I am not guilty about my pleasures, but if I had to choose something a glass of french burgundy.

For more, follow Shannon Baymore on Instagram.