What a Beautiful Girl Wants: Uldouz Wallace
“I like men that are in control.”
Instead, the outspoken beauty has taken to multiple social media outlets, YouTube included, to build her budding comedy career. Her oh-so relatable sketches, which include “When You’re Trying To Stop A Guy From Looking At Another Girl’s BOOTY,” have gained such a following, they can garner 90,000 likes in a matter of minutes.
But don’t think her raunchy sense of humor means she hasn’t got serious smarts, too. Uldouz is fluent in Farsi, Swedish, English and French and holds a masters in Marketing and Advertising.
We recently caught up with the humorous hottie about what she looks for in a man, how to successfully slide into her DMs, why she prefers booty pics and how to kill it in the bedroom.
How can a man catch your attention?
By being funny, not cocky.
What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
Hi girl, did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
Wow, that’s just terrible. How do you let a man know you’re interested?
I tell him then I’ll kiss him. Pretty straightforward…
We like your style. Has anyone ever successfully slid into your DMs?
Not really. Guys have no game in the DMs, even celebrities.
Harsh. Got any DM-sliding tips?
Say something supportive and funny instead of being a creeper. Don’t send dick pics!
What’s the secret to a sexy selfie?
Good lighting, arch your back, suck your stomach in and pop your booty out.
What part of your body do you most like to show off?
My booty. I got small tits so that’s all I got. Hey, at least I’m all natural…
What’s your ideal date?
My ideal date would be with The Rock, just kidding. Somewhere warm on the beach, getting massages and drinking.
Sounds perfect. What about a man turns you on the most?
If he got it packing down there, hah. But I love arms and a nice back.
When do you feel sexiest?
In the morning with no makeup on and an empty stomach. It’s so flat then, hah.
What’s your favorite thing to do in the bedroom?
I like men that are in control.
What should a man never do in the bedroom?
Surprise you unexpectedly.
Lastly, what are your guilty pleasures?
Pizza, food, alcohol and chocolate.